Add some pontoons and call it a day.

Only Trip gets that privilege.

Counter argument on the Borg encounter: By accelerating the Federation encounter with the Borg, he likely prevented more suffering than had he not intervened, as it would have led to an unaware Federation not being prepared for Wolf 359. Yes, the Federation survived that just by the skin of their teeth, but they survived.

I’d rather people use this than reuse the same password everywhere.

“You hang up first!”

“No, you hang up first!”

Needs a scene of him taking off his sunglasses, only to reveal another pair of sunglasses.

No accessibility options in the captcha? I guess they don’t care about people with vision disability.

Well yeah, they’re all woke now. They used to be woke before too, but they’re still woke now as well, as they should.

Just use main. I’m not bothered by either, but I’m not in the demographic that would be bothered by master, so I use main and STFU. It takes way less effort to switch to main (if you haven’t already) than to come up with all this rhetoric about why master shouldn’t trigger people.

English version is Found On Road Dead.

Drug dealing operation. Like those pizza places where you order an unusual topping combination (e.g. anchovies and chocolate sauce) and the pizza box comes with a kilo of cocaine.

El Chombo - Chacarron.

That explains why police were being mum before about the type of animal, but… fuuuuuuck, that’s dark. I’m going to need a unicorn chaser for this.

That’s the point where I go back and edit the first parenthesized block to be separated by a comma, semicolon, or dash, make it a separate sentence, or convert the inner parenthesis to a footnote.

“Felon detected!”

Use normal chalk and then cover it with that water repellent spray?

Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.

Transcoding video for streaming.

So like Star Wars?

Depends on whether you’re playing Battleshits.