mausy5043@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do you prepare for conflict on the astral plane?
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6 days agoDude. Are you sure you have your mat aligned properly? What kind of compass have you used? You need to align your mat perfectly due North. Remember: the magnetic north. Not the “true north”, which would misalign you on the magnetic lye-lines causing all kinds of halucinations. Don’t use your phone but a real compass and make sure there is no interference from metal objects.
Yeah, must be The Onion or smth