Are you trolling?

Do I have a perfect idea for you, for a restaurant - you can order anything you like and the bill is always going to be $1.00. But at the end the restaurant chooses the tip amount.

WOW that’s crazy, just 1 buck 😲. And the customers will always be happy because the meals are not expensive.

Your take is much better, and I can see that being a thing. But “smelling glucose” - I don’t even know what that means exactly 😀

What? This sounds like BS

Woah, before we go into “eventual organ failure”, can you provide something pertaining to reusable bottles because the link you provided doesn’t make such claims.