You can’t find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

That’s because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it’s not quite high enough

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

You need a key though, which only the landlord has

Harambe?

Thanks 🍿

These days, how many people react when a car alarm goes off? Other than “Can somebody stop that alarm?”

Do they have to be mine?

Aw, you shouldn’t.

He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns

Title could be better. Something like “Ex Xbox Exec Explains…”. So much for journalistic integrity.

No he isn’t. I’ve checked.

So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let’s see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.

“It’s a small place to live after all”

Look up agar agar : it’s a gelatin substitute made from algae

I love you

I know, you piece of shit

I think you meant “hamberders”

Eron!

It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!