In my hand, currently.

Wait, so the original Rift is useless? Like, I can finally toss it out and stop trying to sell it to someone?

Bro remember the top-down GTA games?! Those were legit.

Yeah that’s what I’ve done. I’ve gotten very picky about which apps I allow to notify me of things. A week or two of turning off all the ones you don’t want and your phone gets quiet real quick.

Never heard of the Jelly Star! $200 bucks?! I just ordered one.

Can’t even use a joystick yet…

Hoooo child I lost some hours to that one.

Fortunately for me, the wife liked it too, so I didn’t have to answer too many judgemental questions.

Rocket League on the other hand…

You know the sequel is in Early Access right? That’s what killed me last weekend…

The first release was so half-baked that I didn’t get into it, but they’ve released updates now that we’re enough for me to lose a weekend playing it. I still think the description “early release” is accurate, but it’s going to be a phenomenal sequel when they get the features and bugs worked out.

I bought this game like a year ago and have been afraid to install it for that very reason. Just haven’t had a week in my life that I can completely clear my schedule. I feel like based on what I’ve heard about it, it’s likely to scratch that same sort of itch that Kerbal Space Program does for me…

I can only imagine that they’re offering it to me because my account is like 15 years old… Either that, or I have about 200k post karma and 100k comment karma. (Not big numbers compared to karma whores, but still more than your average user).

I don’t know if it do or isn’t.

Lol they’re trying to sell me shares at “pre-ipo prices”.

I asked if they have any puts available… So far no reply…

You might be underestimating the supreme court’s pension for changing their opinion once it suits them politically.

How do I buy puts on the reddit price, pre IPO?

Yeah true. Is power delete suite still the preferred method?

My man might be wearing the ol rose-colored glasses when it comes to the Limewire “heyday” of piracy.

I remember many times accidentally infecting my computer with a virus through that thing. That repair process was a HUGE pain in the ass.

I was stoned one night looking for concert footage and instead I got a video of a woman getting her head blown off at close range. That shit FUCKED. ME. UP. for a hot minute.

Todays situation is better in my opinion.

Man there’s something about talking on a cell phone that makes me feel like I have to yell, and thus, hate talking on them.

As I remember land lines, they never felt that way.

Sounds like it’s time for me to actually log back in and delete all my old posts. I’ve been putting that off for too long.

RoboRock FTW

My experience with women in power has been similar.