offendicula

Ahhh of course it was the Onion

I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…

tyranids jus hungy 🥰

(that one in particular cracked me up)

I bought one of these and did not sleep all night even though I’m a regular coffee drinker and I’m convinced it’s some hypercaffeinated situation like the Panera drinks. They used to be regular iced coffee. Not buying them again.

It’s awful. I actually didn’t mind new Reddit. But they switched my account to new new Reddit and I changed my bookmarks to go to old Reddit. I’ll try to stay for as long as there are good discussions but this cursed design is bursting with “know-nothing middle manager” energy.

It’s not even loading for me (Vivaldi on Android). I ran it through Textized. It’s on the Verge alright… verge of unreadability 🙄

Ah yes, I grow these orange houseplants every year. Visitors definitely admire this species of lovely orange houseplant 😉

Fucksticks, decksuckers, this thread has it all

rest in peace 😞

Heyyy it’s a phone on a cord. Nice

Exactly

He’ll really do anything except the things we all know will bring the advertisers back.

¿por qué no los dos?

Patches

It would definitely be the level at the end

It’s a verb and it’s “hatewatching” 🙂

While getting a smog check, the proprietor told me that there was more crime than ever in our area. I was baffled. He looked to be my age. Had he forgotten the '90s? People will believe things they’re told over what they see with their own eyes. Smh… and I’m finding a new smog check place next time

Ah, the tao of internet

stepsquirrel, what are you doing??

I went to school on a campus overrun with squirrels and you could see the whole life cycle on the way to class: defending territory, finding mates, and then making babies, all in a nonstop frenzied squirrelly adrenaline rush. but this… this I never saw

Conservative TV commentators love dropping buzzwords, dog whistles, and conspiracy theories, to the point of incoherence. Dear god it’s been word clouds all along…