That’s definitely giving them too much credit.

They are probably trying to reduce the number of eligible jurors who would acquit him.

I don’t see how they don’t see it.

You know, there’s no reason we can’t have anti-drone fireworks.

They don’t really even need dangerous amounts of explosives, they just need a strong net to get caught in a prop.

Drones are pretty damn slow if you compare it to a rocket.

We got Mr. Really Fun At Parties here huh?

Never heard of Gallows Humor eh?

Didn’t Domino’s do a stupid Pizza insurance thing?

I’m so glad he pointed out the compiler optimizing the If statements. A lot of coworkers seem to forget that the compiler is doing a lot of that work for us now, and some of the code becomes unreadable as they try to make it “more efficient.”

Bro, stop, you can’t beat a machine at machine stuff

How was this not obvious when the panic set in with the pandemic.

It’s never about productivity, it’s always about increasing value.

Is it a multi species pandemic yet? I missed 2020-2021 so bad. I loved not being around people.

The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world

This is making my brain hurt

Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina

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I’m pretty certain most of my work inevitably ends up being related to a time issue

Ah, well, blessing in disguise then. For a good chunk of time software engineers were in demand. For whatever reason, I can’t remember if it was embedded or application level though.

That’s one thing I appreciate about Lemmy. Without a doubt you are all people of logic.

One of the things that wasn’t too high up on my complaints but I have the opportunity to complain now about: I had a serious plan ready to apply to immigrate to Canada. I’m in Software, I was learning French, financially sound and healthier.

Then my ex wife fucks a dude I don’t know and of course we already have a kid. No more going to Canadia.

Hahaha, like the Ventricular Assist Devices.

They bore a one-inch diameter hole in the heart, suture a BLDC impeller motor (VAD) on, then cut into the aorta or whatever, suture fancy material stuff to a tube that then redirects the blood flow through the motor. And a fancy cable that exits your abdomen and connects to the electronics.

It was the single most disturbing thing I’ve ever had the displeasure of working with. I really wish I didn’t know how it worked.

You know, I sort of guessed where you were going when you mentioned NDAs, and I was still caught off guard.

"Pay you without having to use PTO?’

Ha.

Look, when I found out that Europeans get a thing called "holiday " that isn’t two or three days in a row, I was almost ready to riot.

I believe the test was done off the East Coast of Africa. It was actually recorded on the nuclear detonation detection satellite. It may also have been a joint operation between South Africa and Israel.