“Do you get to Turkey very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.”

Costco has sub par service at their tire center, but good prices. Recommend using their prices to price match at a regular store with better service to get the best of both worlds.

My friend had a watch with one. Of course he got in trouble at school when he used it. Of course it was hilarious.

Sorry about that, Chief.

Careful that baby lol will grow up to become an adult ROFL

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I have a solution. More algae.

Padme: Right?

Mountain lions devoured my visage?

If a tire tax is to generate enough money for that purpose then it’ll significantly increase the cost of tires. As a consequence, lower income earners will not replace their tires when they should, leading to more road accidents.

Fun fact. This is why none of the Romans are still alive today.

Consume those who hoard disgustingly large amounts of wealth.

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Homeopathic pickles

Next thing you’ll tell me is Iron Man wasn’t the inspiration for the element iron.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

But what if he’s just imitating a goose with an outstretched neck?

“According to all known laws of physics, there is no way a dog should be able to hold a gun.”

I saw Aldi was selling 10 dollar plastic swimming pools.

Finally a decent idea for a The Last Starfighter remake.