Did he fart?

The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters

No, not even close. Where did you even get Red Scare from? A soviet era propaganda textbook?

it was a new Pearl Harbor.

you obviously werent around for the flag waving and sticker epidemic that i was refering to.

9/11 was 23 years ago.

The nationalism that arose implanted itself in the children of that era.

Those kids are now in the voting booth.

Both sides.

One wing is cheaper than two!

MAX profits!

Oiligarchy more precisely.

Mortgage to pay, health care insurance costs, kids tuition, …

Slaves to the systems of life.

They had Bernie and killed his chances every time.

Most will be too uneducated to comprehend.

They did get Jenkins tho!

Andrew Shultz origin story revealed

He was concerned Fat Man had diabetes.

There is no known point in time where Tucker Carlson and Bill Hicks were in the same room. Do your own math.

Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.

If only those affected could call for an appointment to swap to those low or no cost phones.

Maybe its faster?

See also Yellowstone National Park visitors

engagement prisons

Need to get Elon’s AI robot to master ju-jit-su and target Zuck.