it’s insane that so many flyover states are competing (and winning) against fucking California

#SO SAY WE ALL

i was gonna say! LOVED that part.

yeah, she’s not even old enough to be president!

i mean that’s what “X kid” means. usually if you were born in a decade you’re the next decade’s “kid”.

maybe we should all ask our ancestors what they think about our society. you know 80 years ago people wouldn’t be so keen on integration so much, maybe we should give this whole “having black people freely move around” a second thought, what do you think?

also you’re massively misunderstanding the whole political spectrum but i don’t have the energy. I’ll just suffice to say liberals are not and have never been left wing. left has gained some traction in recent years but that’s not about liberals. also for every inch the democrats have moved to the left, republicans have moved a mile to the right. the Overton window has shifted, but not to the left overall.

“why do you mark this nsfw”

literally a pussy photo

it’s not normal. most places around the world have one month’s rent as a deposit, some have two, and in some crazy outliers it goes up to three. anything above that is abnormal and should be outlawed. but then again being a landlord should be outlawed as well.

not an American; have no clue what cracker barrel is. but i can smell a leech from miles away.

years ago i was in a car with a friend at night and we were behind this giant truck that had a warning written on it. it said “ATTENTION - EGGS INSIDE”

like motherfucker you pay attention what do i care‽ i found it so funny i could barely see through tears in my eyes

gives confidence too. like some sort of superhero that has confidence powers. you could name him, uh… let me think…

complete horseshit. just say you’re a landlord because no one in their right mind would think this is even remotely normal.

there was probably some profit to be made, they’d totally do that. it’s not like they would be held accountable

“6-3 decision; now students owe double the money directly to SCOTUS. we accept Paypal”

yeah I thought the same thing. there’s uncanny valley vibes; it looks more human than Elon, but not quite fully human.

yeah not gonna be “old” days for long. they’ve already started laxing restrictions on several states.

i loved that game so much. it’s incredible how it slowly trains you to do better by like .02 seconds at a time. shout-out to chipzel for music that still bangs around in my head from time to time.

Snyder’s Superman is more insufferable than Homelander

i still don’t get why any argument on either side is revolving around whether it’s a choice or not. like, ok, discriminating based on immutable qualities is obviously bad and that’s why people are making that point but the end result is this here: people just deny it’s immutable.

the actual argument in my opinion is even if it were a choice so fucking what? just because something is a choice doesn’t make it suddenly ok to take rights away from people who have that choice. otherwise i would have some fantastic ideas about what should be done with republicans; it is a choice to be republican after all.

i mean that’s what happens if you don’t give a raise. what a stupid market.