I could hear Transylvanian melodies in my head reading that

more like, did I leave the gas off, and rush back if it wasn’t on! cats are such precious destructors

So that’s what he meant by the cars being an "appreciating asset’

Or, I know this may sound crazy, but… you could stop before buying this “last thing” tbf you know how they say you vote with your wallet

You had us in the first half not gonna lie