Every time I start a new game in Zomboid.

Definitely no problem this company having your data /s

+1

That’s so obscene I’m willing to trow some money at it.

It was probably designed by a child like robot-man who feeds on your personal data, because if any graphic design company suggested that for my social media platform, I’d immediately kick them to the curb and blacklist them.

I already forgot about the agressively colored pubic hair logo.

If no shield, can we have a beam laser build in to the staff to even things up with the precog.

…and some earplugs.

“no one ever saw an ape turning into a human being.”

Maybe phylogenetics then? Tells pretty much the same story and is based on measurable data.

Maybe it’s meant to let the sun in and save on the heating… in… a buildind that has significant excess of… nevermind.

How about giving billions to those guys simulating brains of a small worms and fruit flies, so we can have very slow “brain in a bottle” that will be equally useless.

You remember those days playing Battlefield when “jihad jeep” was a viable tactic taking first contact on enemy defensive position and tanks.

Who would have known that in a decade flying version of that would become a major player in a real battlefield.

📐

Better

He’s Putins dick cheese. We know

Windows was enshittified decades before it was even a concept. Grandaddy of enshittification.

Swimming pool level deep end deep?

Some universe needs to be the insane for the sane to exist.

Changing timeline with useful morons. Not a bad idea.

So, 3rd world war will start and Russia will launch nukes. Nato will fuck up their response, because of the orange freek. Most Russian nukes either fail to fly, fail to detonate or the yeald is garbage, because corruption and stolen maintenance funds. Earth will only be partially ruined. Russia will declare victory and soon collapse due to internal conflicts, arguments about the new world order and related assassinations. Something better will eventually rise from the mess.

Good luck enforcing it numnuts.

Which is the dumbest?