me to.

You can’t store flour in burlap bags LMAO.

Do you know what flour and or burlap is?

But yes, flour sacks were a popular source of clothing, so the flour companies printed patterns on them.

for adults

Matthew, particularly, was so obsessed with this idea that he even made up new scriptures that didn’t exist and said Jesus fulfilled them.

My Labrador has excellent teeth.

Man’s best friend becomes man’s best mouth.

Fascism is the endgame of private equity–VC is private equity, VC runs silicon valley.

“Earth First” is an interesting and compelling explanation for the Fermi Paradox.

Well, you expect your hate to create for you a few comrades, but it’ll only make for more hillbillies named Conrad.

Yes, but Americans hating their government is exactly what got us here.

Doubling down on that sentiment is only going to make things worse.

You understand that, right?

yes but they all go bbbbuuuuuurrrrrtttt

Back in the day, Walmart and Apple fought over contactless pay standards for the US.

Apple’s standard was eventually mass adopted, and since then Walmart has refused to license the tech. So you have to use their app, which uses their own tech stack.

There’s only one company that makes microwaves.

The electronics are so particular that creating more than one supply chain doesn’t make sense.

Every brand just whitelables microwaves assembled by Midea

How many languages do you speak?

Perfectly rigid sticks don’t exist.

AI is either a solution in search of a problem,

or it’s the next scheme designed to gobble up as much VC money as possible and boost NVIDIA stock value, now that the Cryptocurrency bubble has passed.

8 was at least an attempt to try to make things better for home users and get away from win32 cruff.

Like or hate the exact approach they took, you have to admire the spirit.

10 and 11 has been Microsoft saying “fuck em. They won’t ever be happy steal everything you can while they’re still here.”

“TikTok is influencing you politically”

So you’ll shut down Fox News, right?

That’s fine. 1% per uberweird news cycle is the death of facebook.

Zuck invented the feed.

The Magi (of unknown number) who bring three listed gifts are in Matthew’s birth narrative, while the ahistorical census and “no room in the inn” are in Luke’s birth narrative.

They are basically completely separate stories.

In Matthew, Mary and Joseph live in Bethlehem.