One time my teacher in high school wrote somewhere in a HUGE word problem that we’d get credit if we filled in letter E (which was on the scantron machine but not a valid option for that question). They were just seeing who actually read the question from start to finish.

I’m very new, so I’m not sure, but what I’ve heard is that the guy/gal that ran feddit.de had more important life things to deal with, so the community stepped up to create a new instance to replace it.

Ah, ok. Danke schön!

Oh my goodness I just tried this. Thank you so much, stranger.

“Sugar, spice, and everything nice These were the ingredients chosen To create the perfect little girl But Professor Utonium accidentally Added an extra ingredient to the concoction– Chemical X”

The one downvote on your comment was probably a straight man.

Check my yard. They’re rampant, so you’re welcome to as many as you’d like, lol.

Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut, aber ich möchte mehr lernen. Warum ist “Euch” großgeschreiben?

Ditto on the cycling. I’ve only ever gotten in one bad accident on my road bike, but if I hadn’t worn a helmet, I wouldn’t be here today. I got ran off the road by a car overtaking another when they shouldn’t have, went straight for a tree, used the roots as a sort of ramp to launch myself 5ish feet in the air, and landed helmet first on the road again with my bike landing on me soon after. I’ll never get on the bike without a helmet unless I’m on the trainer, no matter how short or safe I think the ride is.

I’m just replying to this because I wanted to see what color came after purple in Voyager…

Edit: It’s pink!

“Strategically placed snack” is hilarious, lol.

If someone was asked to describe me in a single word, I wish their response would be “kind.”

I’m a runner and I can definitely tell that the largest determining factor for my physical performance isn’t diet, days off, etc; it’s sleep. Sleep is SO important.

Edit: The others are still very important, but sleep is paramount.

I actually spent a long time forcing myself to sleep on my back because I was a chronic stomach sleeper and was having back pains. Now it’s the only position I can sleep in, lol.

I used to always just remember my homework assignments in high school and never failed to forget at least one or two a week. Taking the two seconds to add things to a calendar as they come up is a huge game changer.

I pop the bottom of the jar with my palm and it usually loosens up with a loud “schloop!” noise.

This is one of the best I’ve seen. Thanks!

To add to your first one, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BRUSH YOUR TONGUE, TOO. It makes a world’s difference and I’m actually astonished how many people I’ve interacted with that noticeably don’t do it.

As a runner, I think this is some of the best advice you can give someone. My mental health has never been better since I’ve started taking care of my physical health.

Oh, this is a great one. I agree