i never lie

ppl like me who dgaf and just drive through the ditch

boobies

paw patrol movie that interrogation scene was uncalled for

me n my coworkers laughed in their face

don’t pick me for jury duty because always guilty 100% idgaf

tip pink #BE789D

fire and paramedics pulling my lifeless body from my car thats wrapped around a tree and playing cupcakke 😐😐😐

jimmy carter will out live both mark my words

you do it so you can mog

she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.

my dick goes hard

bondage porn has fried my dopamine receptors 😂🙏

Deleting my socials (i spread misinformation)

I can drive for a minute and still be on my driveway

Anyone remember being a kid collecting crabapples to freeze so you could go out and throw them at people and cars

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pink

I like my chicken how I like my pussy