You can’t leave us hanging, what’s 1st place on your list?

The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

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Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You’ll use much less TP and not need “flushable” wipes that still clog your main sewage line

“She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her”

So the unruly dog followed her to its death… That doesn’t sound very unruly.

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

Fandango. 1985 with Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson. It was Costner and Kevin Reynolds’ first project together. It’s not a straight up comedy but it’s a very funny movie IMHO.