From the low effort bots I’ve seen:

if(randomEmojis == true) {fuck.off();}

Alas, I can’t take credit, heard it in a Red Letter Media review of The Home.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

The Praxis: Don’t bother remembering the title, you won’t remember the story.

I forgot the name of the book, but it starts out with some alien overlord dying, and a whole bunch of people commit ritualistic sewer slide over the death of the alien, and i just couldn’t force myself to care.

I even started writing down names and details on the characters, just to try and make it stick. But I don’t remember anything happening, to the point I just forgot to finish it.

Edit: Recommended by my brother, but I just didn’t get what he got out of it.

Edit 2: The Praxis

A wall of text with obnoxious emojis sprinkled in, will now and forever be an instant ban.

I’m not a fucking child, speak correctly of you want me to pay attention.

Rest in peace, Buddy Boy ~ 2010-2025

The only problem I have with old songs, I work retail. The Muzak system (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzak) repeats the same songs multiple times a day.

This is correct. Technology Connections did a video on this…

Edit: Yup. @Mike_The_TV@lemmy.world posted it: https://lemmy.world/comment/20717994

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

Church?

The scene from ds9 where Dax keeps throwing troubles out the opening makes that scene even funnier. If given the opportunity, I’d chunk Tribbles at the Shat…

I can’t wait for someone to say it to him

Subnautica has some super chill music. Until you meet a leviathan, or you crash your sub…

Don’t look at beef prices… I’ve eaten more pork in the last week than all of last year.

These two reasons are why I love my old laptop.

Can’t ssh? KVM is already built in, and i don’t have to hunt for my damn micro HDMI adapter.

Power goes out? UPS is already built in. Schedule a safe shutdown when/if battery runs down.

Yup. Got two days off, and I’m going Linux. If i can actually replace windows for what I need, then it looks like i just freed up some space on my nvme.

So glad I didn’t pre-order. Not to say that SN2 will use AI, but any company that goes “slop over artists” doesn’t deserve to succeed.

“Gays should have the same rights as straights.”

“GaYs MuSt Be ExEcUtEd!?¡¿ #ButteryMales”

Yep, same party. At least you straight up admit you’re a fucking moron, easier to block.

“No homo”

Oh honey…

He forgot the “thank you for your attention in this matter”