Break a leg!

Eminem?

Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.

Spraying water seems too tame. Next time spray horny bug pheromones so they multiply like rabbits!

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It’s not a decision to obey. It’s just a boring skit they put on once in a while. I feel like the kids’ Model UN has more actual impact on society than the UN and its toothless performative bullshit

It’s obvious why OP is ashamed. But why aren’t you? Proud of your nation’s quiet support of a genocide?

Couldn’t pay me $10M to live in a building with that fuck’s name on it. Hope they’ll all ashamed of their address.

Yes? Durh?

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It proves they’re mentally unfit to operate a vehicle.

Pro tip: just scan what you can in 3 minutes and take the rest as payment for doing their work.

Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.

Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.

Narrator: they won’t.

I see “Jack Black” and know enough to save my money. Dude is poison. Seems like a nice guy, but has the comedy stylings of a low rent party clown.

I’d guess the Toyota one is just coincidental.

Only because things are too expensive for plebes to buy outright! Mortgages are basically subscriptions too. Or “layaway” at least.

Thanks to monthly payments for everything, you can have whatever TV you want!

Always irked me, the term “trickle down”. It implies the masses are only deserving of whatever slips through from the ceiling above…

“Look, kids! This slow drip from the ceiling under this lake has created a small puddle. In thousands of years from now, this puddle will be much larger. Possibly a pond! Imagine that, a pond!”

“But you said there’s a lake above us?”

“That’s a private lake. Trespassers will be shot.”

We’re meant to live in groups of like 50 or something, and trusting elders made sense because their survival was tied to the survival of everyone in the group.

Now we’re in groups of millions and still believing what people of authority have to say because “why would they lead us astray? Surely their survival depends on our ability to thrive, too? Right? Guys?”