Yeah, Congress’ll get right on that.

Ahh so cute!

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I’m sure we’ll see those lower grocery prices and not just watch the Westons get richer.

That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.

This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.

That’s generous!

Fake eye lashes. Holy God do they look stupid but somehow are so normalized. No idea how some women find the courage to walk outside with what look to me like Muppet eyes.

For the love of God ladies, tone it down. Your eyes are beautiful as they are! Mascara is one thing, but if I feel a fucking breeze every time you blink, it’s gone too far.

Jack Black. Seems like a nice dude, but he’s a an annoying presence in every movie he’s in. His is the definition of a “sweat act”.

They will weave an historically large American flag to cover the entire event.

I’d put ChatGPT in the white house over Trump every day of the week.

To the people who need reaching about this, any number will be scary and confusing…

Just remember that good relationships never end in breakups. So you’re mourning the idea of a successful relationship you thought you had or wanted to have (perfectly normal thing to grieve over!), but you can also celebrate that you’re now one major hurdle closer to the right relationship.

It’s a fresh start and now you’re armed with a whole lot more knowledge about what your boundaries should be, what to look for (or out for) next time.

Basically, the glass is half full! In fact, it’s more full than empty if you really take stock.

He convinced the government to subsidize the sale of his products to consumers. It makes sense on paper because we want more people driving electric cars. However, Tesla of all companies doesn’t deserve the “handout”, even though it’s to consumers. They don’t deserve the boost in sales, recognition, etc.

It’s not technically a scam (the best kind!) but it’s helping out the richest man and biggest asshole in the world, so it might as well be.

I am so sorry for your loss. Peaches looks similar to our Wally, though he’s still a young dude I know the day will come. Please try to hold onto the simple fact that her life was awesome because she had you. It sucks having to go on without them but I’ve always tried to focus on the gratitude for getting to be there from the start to the end for them, and that they won’t have to suffer the loss of us.

RIP Peaches, you fortunate angel.

At least the remaining 5% can enjoy some extra room to move until they can pack it solid again…

Bravo, conservatives of Alberta. This should wake you up to how your specific take on reality has fucked you, and mostly only you, in all of Canada. The most right-leaning province is the sickest. Clear yet? More children will have to die before it clicks I guess, and then what? We get to relive the invention of the vaccine, I suppose?

I can’t even with how far society has backslid because of the idiot rich running our show.

Please wake up! We need you on our side!

I think the “brainworm” is just conservatism… It attacks the education centre of the host and, over decades, renders them extremely dumb and pliable to its will.

Coming soon as DLC.

Even if there were, would the current administration respect it? Of course not.

From hungry children.