i mean, having an extra pair of arms coming off your boobs could be useful

no, they’re just swords

i don’t think so, they have different shaped faces and bodies and different hair colors

go to !fuckcars to learn more!

skubba

yeah it’s not “jraphics”

what the fuck is up denny’s

Bottom right is cool in a vacuum, but there’s like… a shade of swastika to it? I dunno, maybe that’s just extremely online of me, but I’d be a little hesitant on it for that reason as compared to middle bottom.

The one that strikes my fancy the most is middle right, maybe just because it reminds me a little bit of Strava. Maybe the Fediverse colors could be applied to that one in some way, maybe teal and blue on top, red and orange on bottom, and purple as a fill? Or blue and purple on top with teal as a fill. In my head that looks cool, but in practice it might look like total ass. Worth trying anyway imo.

WTF? Are they trying to get hit with brute force attacks?

this is the funniest thing i have seen today

yeah and you won’t see that cause ya eyes too dang big

most people do have sex sometimes

hell yeah ✊

systemic change is required, that’s for sure. as to the how of that? fucked if i know tbh

unfortunately as long as they’re still subject to the whims of global capitalism, they will never be free from perverse incentives

What we had has gone away.

I worked at a running shoe store for a while. If there was one thing that was a given, it was that no two feet are the same and no shoe will work for everybody.

I’m a huge fan of Altra. I wear their shoes to work and to run, and though I haven’t run as much in the last year or two, I’ve been biking a lot, so I’ve repeatedly been in their emails asking them to introduce some cycling shoes, or at least do a design collaboration with an established cycling shoe brand, so I don’t have to be stuck with the Scott ones I’ve been using, which are fine, but don’t have that Altra fit that I really like. I got several pairs of Altra running shoes when I worked at the store: some Escalantes, some Superiors, multiple pairs of Lone Peaks, some Torins, and even some Commutes, and I’ve been extremely happy with all of them. But I’m a relative minority among the set of people I worked with, because a large majority of my customers didn’t get along with them.

I don’t own any Crocs and don’t have any plans to, but your assistant does appear to be in the minority when it comes to them.

Yeah, you can only hear the same electrician joke so many times before it doesn’t amp you up anymore.

we’ll see who cancels who

i’m confused, what is this meant to be riffing on