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It’s been a long day and I may be a little punchy, but I have tears in my eyes laughing at I write this reply.
It’s been a long day and I may be a little punchy, but I have tears in my eyes laughing at I write this reply.
And the editor in me thinks it works better as “these wounds in my ass, they will not heal”
You’ll pry my tabs and red stapler out of my cold dead hands.
Mmmm, McDonald’s
I did train our cat to come to a whistle.
Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.
The platen glass is a lot thinner than it looks!
You got a literal open mouth “O” and hand over mouth Oh NO from me. Their poor scrotum!
If you could speed the conveyor belt up, that would be greeeeat.
Yeah, we’re the opposite, we have a chest freezer in the garage on top of our kitchen freezer, so basically unlimited.
Same hunk of brown sugar for 10 years. Is there a shelf life? We don’t eat that much sugar…
Not my parents, me. Brown sugar goes in the freezer so it doesn’t dry out and become a piece of granite.
Every American has to try that at least once. Minus the orange subtance, but that one is my personal preference.
I’ve found both CBT and DBT helpful.
Benign fasciculation. It only used to happen after walking, and in my quads and calves. I swam competitively in division III and never happened in my upper body. I never worried about it. For folks that don’t understand the minimal and random nature of the ticks, here’s a good video.
Driving to work 110 miles a day meant I had to get gas once per week, driving out of my way, stopping to get gas cost me 500 minutes per year as opposed to the two seconds to plug in at home. Totally a no brainer. I HATED stopping for gas on the way home from work at 11 in the evening, or whatever hour really. I think of people tied to ICE engines the way people were tied to outhouses a hundred years ago.
Meat: get a ThermaPen instant read thermometer and cook meats to 120 for rare, 125 for med rare and 135 for medium. Pull the meat off heat 5 d before it hits you desired temp.
I’m 59 and I went gradually in the last 15 years from barely being able to sit cross legged to now I can’t even touch my right toe (chronic groin problem) let alone sit cross legged.
Don’t need the homeless. You can pluck a hair, donate your blood, or even take a plug of your foreskin if you have one, to generate the neural stem cells from iPSC, the cell type they use in this process.
When I was young with tighter labia that didn’t flap or stick to the side and had a firmer bladder, 3, every time. Now 4.