…with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

About time.

If it’s anything like my feline, it is not appreciative.

Remember to don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.

As a former McD’s employee, that would’ve been hard to clean.

Mental health for felines does not necessitate killing other animals. Mine gets sufficient stimulation by just observing and being played with.

Cats are apex predators even at an old age.

You know he’s not paying for it, either.

Groans in Zombie

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It’s nice to know these people exist only until they’re called out.