How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

Don’t google “meatspin”.

Or do, I’m not your mother

Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

One more pun and I’m calling The Police.

!foodcrimes@lemmy.world

photographic evidence

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

Try squinting. I see white and gold normally but blue and black when I squint.

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

They do but it’s always sold out

We call it the USSS for reasons that should be obvious to a German

Effective range for an AR is like 1500 ft.

I’m not a great shot and I can easily shoot a 2" grouping at 600 ft. I’ve hit moving deer in the woods at around 500 ft. It’s not a hard shot if you know what you’re doing.

If he had aimed center mass, like a competent shooter would, Trump would probably be dead.

diddle my hall effect lid sensor daddy

You mean like maple syrup?

In case that other reply has too many big words:

We can’t believe someone would be so dumb for free

Jesus Fucking Christ, you’re an idiot.

Young men are the most likely to be targeted by cartels, more likely to be able to find work, and less likely to have families holding them back.

Think for a second before you vomit Fox News talking points.

Fuck you. They didn’t break in, they were migrants applying for asylum who were rejected.

How are you so confidently stupid?

Jails absolutely hold on to an arrestees personal items, including medicine, and return them upon release.

This is crazy. If you search for Ronnie Palmer, this story pops up with a mugshot of a… rough-looking black guy with dreads and tattoos. But Google shows a picture of a different Ronnie Palmer, who was a white rugby player, for the Wikipedia page for yet another Ronnie Palmer, clean cut black guy who is a former football player and coach. And somebody updated the Wikipedia page to say that Ronnie Palmer is the suspect.