I might give it a shot if it weren’t for Seth McFarlane. The dude is the antithesis of comedy.

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He wants a colorful amusement park RPG on rails that plays itself for him. He doesn’t want to be bogged down by silly things like gameplay mechanics, he wants to paint by numbers.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

MY NAME IS PHIL

Everything I’ve ever ordered from Japan comes with a lovely handwritten Engrish note and it makes my day every time.

Not a liberal but I want this future too.

Nice ego, poop guy. We frequent the same spaces, that’s all. Don’t flatter yourself.

edit: this was a good-natured joke, no need to work yourselves up into a lather.

Oh my god, it’s the poop guy!

It’s probably nothing.

It’s your money, use it when you need it!

I never thought I wouldn’t give a shit about an Indiana Jones movie, but here we are.

Marketing a Miyazaki film is just redundant. It sells itself.

It doesn’t, that guy is just a condescending prick.

Look at all your different colored hats!

Big doots.

Well, when your job is to menace the communities you are supposedly charged with protecting, all that extra attention can really be a bother.

What about nursers or sciencers?

At least somebody is touching him 🥺