purplexed

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

And from kids! The circle is complete

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

Hostel

And the cylinder

That’s what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

Pam pam param boyos!

That just turns you more Canadian

(it’s parentheses all the way down)

I’m such a fan of gyatt, it’s just so damn fun to say.

I think that’s the bit from 2 Kings

He cheves man, he cheves.

Exactly, it’s unsafe, making pop the safer option.

The crying comment comes off as more of a dick thing to say, but the skill issue bit is pretty funny.

Sounds like success to me. Any engagement is better than none

Thank you! While reducing CO2 is important, harping on private planes isn’t going to make a change.

Real talk here bro, stop worrying about making yourself “perfect” for someone, or rather anyone, else. Stop trying to make yourself what you idolize, or what you perceive to be idolized.

You are you, you are a person. Take care of yourself first. You need to change your mentality and realize that you do have redeeming qualities. You need to focus on those.

Learn to love yourself first, trust me on this one.

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