Not my sort of thing tbh, I’m not really into soldier stuff.

Anyone else immediately think of Mike from Spaced?

Why? I don’t post stuff so I don’t really care either way, but free vpns are so easy to find and use and the paid options aren’t that expensive either.

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Maybe you have an allergy to coffee?

It’s going to be a bit difficult to keep ‘trotting along’ without food or water. But hey, 2030 is a few years off still, so how about an even closer apocalypse? Did you know there’s now a chance for a double blue ocean event in the next ten months?

Puzzle Heros rpg - this is a turn based match 3 game with diagonals and a time limit to match as many tiles as you can, this powers up your colour coded heros and you use them to defeat/harvest food based enemies to stock your food stalls. Stalls make money, money levels up heros, etc.

It’s a ‘reskin’, albeit a very minorly changed one, of Match Quest, and the art/design is all really well done in an old school 8bit pixel style, with some really beautifully done layered scenery.

It gets a bit grindy and will take forever if you want to win every hero and level them all up to max, but as a casual game to dip into a few times a day to collect profits and loot old levels, and then spend twenty minutes or so playing levels, it’s very fun.

I also recommend Flappy Dragon. It’s a resin of the bird game, I think, idk I never played that one. The physics is fun and well thought out for each dragon and the dragons all have really nice designs.

Oh and it’s probably been mentioned a ton on this thread already but Simon Tatham’s Puzzles is a fantastic app full of puzzles that can be played offline.

Lmao me as an aro ace just wanting to be left the fuck alone. Yeah nah, this tracks.

I love it when weird usa products are in memes, I get to play detective in the comments to figure out what it is and why it’s funny.

Lmao, did you really just tell someone to kill themselves because they don’t want to have children?

And you think you respect life. What irony.

Will you be telling your kids this? That you created them as a sacrifice for a chance at making life better for other people?

It’s right to be alarmed about climate change, there will be serious long-term impacts, but it seems irrational to be completely fatalistic.

Ok, what about when you also factor in resource depletion? Is it right to be fatalistic yet?

Because from where I’m standing, it doesn’t look like there’s much of a future for anything on this planet when Global freshwater demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030, experts warn and 90 per cent of Earth’s topsoil is at risk of depletion by 2050.

How will the billions of children born in this decade, survive in an increasingly polluted and hot future, with no fresh water or arable land?

That edit made me laugh.

You’d want an industrial meat grinder like what they make dog food out of.

I don’t know how well it will hold up but the book Wilt by Tom Sharp covered this in, what I recall being, quite hilarious detail.

Caveat: This book is from the 70’s and a product of its time. While I recall enjoying it when I picked it up (decades later) as a teenager, a comedy about a depressed man who hates his wife and regularly fantasises about killing her, just sounds like misogynistic bullshit to me now, no matter how funny it is. But maybe it holds up somehow, idk.

9, I just woke up and am still waiting on my pills and caffeine to kick in.

You’d have about 3 days of quiet contemplation before the dehydration will kill you.

Considering how horrifying the thought of a void is for you, at least you won’t be stuck in there for very long.

Sounds like a great place for meditation.

Pedantic thought experiment side note that is ironically long for a side note:

How is it a void if it contains the ecosystems and consciousness(ess? (Gut biome and the various microscopic skin mites, etc)) of a human body?

That’s a fuck ton of biology, physics, chemistry, philosophy, etc for a space where nothing is supposed to be. Does time also exist there? Because if it didn’t you couldn’t be aware of your self in there, so that would be a problem solved.

If time does exist in this void though, by entering the void you will have changed its nature, it will stop being a void and it starts just being more of you. …And if you still can’t feel anything, I think this is called depression.

What’s the therapeutic equivalent of mining charges?

If it’s not death, that just sounds like the best sleep possible.

Do you have access to a woodchipper?