The BBC did an April Fools day joke along these lines too. Perhaps one is based upon the other.

Can you remember the name of that 10000 year book? It’s been ages since I’ve read some hard science of the type

Wouldn’t the temperature difference and UV (and any other spectra) immediately boil/ kill them?

Every now and then Teams breaks and shows it’s just a thin layer over SharePoint

My son is also named Bortus

As far as I can tell, they’re all InteliJ underneath anyway.