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And when the sniper gets paid off?

That’s what I do. Anytime I need to sign up for something with an email I do:

companyname@mydomain.com

Ah, I did a little research and realized you are actually correct. Please accept my humble apology!

Um, actually they are both far hotter than the sun’s surface. The whole meme should have melted.

Truly well rounded.

I just realized that’s how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he’s talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you’re excited about something doesn’t feel great.

The other takeaway is my wife isn’t mean, I just talk a lot.

I’m already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.

It prevents the sentence from continuing which makes everyone want to either leave the conversation or try to “help out”. Same principle.

I’m usually right about 60% of the time with strangers, though I’m intentionally not finishing the sentence aloud.
With friends and coworkers it’s usually that we’ve forgotten a common word somehow and just appreciate the other person remembering it for us.

the frumunda is what really makes the difference.

Meth is more dangerous than caffeine

shoots away

Oh fuck yeah, I would absolutely love to die that way if they didn’t have so much sugar.

If your point was that religions have oversimplified complex science to the point that people thought they fully grasped it, then I agree with you. Otherwise I have no idea what you are trying to say.

weigh to much

The problem is definitely when I’m not working.

Ok, I know what you meant, but is armed resurrection regrowing a severed limb or coming back to life with a couple of AKs?

any%

Cool!

I sleep from 12-5:30 every night and feel so much better than a solid but inconsistent 8 hours.

Like working on cars. Oh wait…