All of the dumb with none of the charm

woah, easy on the math there, buddy. I’ve only got one brain cell that’s ping-ponging between my hemispheres

Fun fact, listening to wu tang now is like being in the 90’s and listening to songs from the 50’s

First Stephen King book I ever read was around that age. Through The Eyes of the Dragon. King wanted to write a medieval fantasy novel for his daughter. Personally, I loved it.

That said, if your kid isn’t afraid of a meaty book, It is also a great choice because it really captures how kids can be isolated for traumatic experiences, but can overcome it together. So in my opinion, that made it really relatable when I read it around the same age. It does have that weird child sex orgy in the middle, but reading King is never a good way to avoid reading fucked up shit.

My personal favourite of King though is the Dark Tower series. The Gunslinger is the smallest entry in the main series, so it’s easily readable.

The first and third option aren’t pure horror like It, but IMO that’s what makes them great, because you get little sprinklings of horror, which can make it creepier because it contrasts (without feeling unnatural) with the rest.

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

do you seriously think that gender norm restrictions can retain something as powerful as your piss

unzip. unclasp. pull down. release

the urine must flow

They fear the floss thong

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i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

You mean jissing

Sane take IMO, you have selected the medium podium well

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!

Shut up, Meg

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Wait, it’s buffalo wings?

That’s disgusting! I thought it was buffalo wangs

Finally, a useful life hack

Neigh