FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole
We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.
For those in the Fediverse interested, Fesshole has an official Mastodon presence now.
https://mastodon.social/@fesshole