FYI, this is from a parody account that makes up facts/quotes. Still funny, but in a “The Onion” way
Huh. That explains a lot.
We all thought he was allergic to Applebee’s or something.
Hi Ken!
Ken Gosling
real
News at 11: American person “loves” actor.
Special report: joyless husk whom nobody consulted mocks enthusiasm.
This just in: Young rural simpleton whose personality is 100% based on what actors they like takes the bait.
Breaking news: confused and obsessive individual gets neutrally observing counterpart’s age, intelligence, living situation and attitude towards the subject matter wrong in desperate two weeks later supposed rejoinder which also happens to be missing at least one word.
Who’s being sad again? 😂
Not everyone is American
True, but some try their hardest to adapt to the stupid parts of American culture.
