Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 hours agoWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down12
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 hours agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squareludrolAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-22 hours ago1 flux capacitor 2 positrons 1 hug 1 thingamajig 3 liters of blinker fluid one simple manual excavator 1 mol of oxygen 1 µg of unobtanium 1 grimoir for casting spells 1 ring to rule them all 50 melons for grade school math problem
minus-squareThebular@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 hours ago“1 hug” is a regular addition to my fiancé’s list when she asks me if there’s anything I need. It’s a great addition because then I get my hug!
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 hours ago 50 melons for grade school math problem Actually I think I’m gonna start with: “(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
1 flux capacitor
2 positrons
1 hug
1 thingamajig
3 liters of blinker fluid
one simple manual excavator
1 mol of oxygen
1 µg of unobtanium
1 grimoir for casting spells
1 ring to rule them all
50 melons for grade school math problem
1 quark (no pairs please)
top or bottom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“1 hug” is a regular addition to my fiancé’s list when she asks me if there’s anything I need. It’s a great addition because then I get my hug!
*mol
Actually I think I’m gonna start with:
“(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”