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minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·1 month agoBut he has heard of nuking hurricanes.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 month agoI mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoWe don’t want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThe ocean isn’t sending its best.
minus-squarefishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIf there’s one thing you wanna look strong in front of, it’s nuclear fallout.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoGotta nuke something.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoWe have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThat’s why I support nuking the whales.
But he has heard of nuking hurricanes.
I mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.
We don’t want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.
The ocean isn’t sending its best.
If there’s one thing you wanna look strong in front of, it’s nuclear fallout.
Gotta nuke something.
We have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.
That’s why I support nuking the whales.