• Dasus@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    You know the thing about “and everyone clapped” meme is silly because those things actually do exist.

    It’s just unlikely.

    Like winning the lottery. You can read up on hundreds of lottery winners, but winning one yourself is kinda unlikely.

    I literally had a “and everyone clapped” thing, where a bus full of people literally everyone clapped and cheered for me. I was pretty drunk and just a few years out of the army and the driver was having some issue with a drunken older woman (like not 60 but close enough, still pretty spry but super drunk), so I ran to the front of the bus, demanded for the to exit the vehicle in a booming voice (I have a very strong voice and I was and NCO) and when she wouldn’t, I just dragged her out. The bus driver closed the door and drove off slightly, I thought he was taking off but he was just driving a bit further so I’d run there. I did, got back on the bus and literally everyone clapped.

    Felt pretty great I have to say.