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Geodad@lemm.ee to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

I dropped a piece of ham while making dinner. The 5 second rule doesn't apply when you have a 2 second dog.

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I dropped a piece of ham while making dinner. The 5 second rule doesn't apply when you have a 2 second dog.

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Geodad@lemm.ee to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    they are just very efficient at their self-appointed duty of ensuring your floor has no slip hazards. the four chew toys just out of picture don’t count–they put them there. that’s different.

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        He is really hard working

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    Me around this dog:

    Oops dropped some ham!

    Five seconds later:

    Oops dropped some ham!

    Five seconds later

    Oops dropped some ham!

    And then stop, because I don’t want a dog to be unhealthy, but I’d feel really bad about not dropping some ham

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        With a face like that, he doesn’t even have to try

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    What kind of dog is it? Feel like I’ve never seen one like this before. At least not in person anyway. So cute!

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    The rules are the rules, and the facts are the facts…

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    My childhood dog was a rescue that was originally a stray dog. This dog would catch flies right out of the air! It didn’t take long for us to discover that he was so fast, nothing ever touched the ground. I once lost a whole waffle to him when it slipped off my plate and went seemingly direct into his mouth.

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        Poor guy. I’m glad he has a happy ham-filled life with you now.

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    Hehe, I love his little bandit mask. He’s a ham bandit! A hambit?

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      A hamBURGLAR!!! C’mon, man!!! What’re you doing??? IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!! AHHH!!!

      kicks over trash can on the way out

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    Omg what a cutie lol

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      That coat is beautiful lol

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    I thought it was the 10 second rule…

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