Minus 12 cents in transaction fees

If it makes you feel better, even tiny donations are a huge share of your financial resources compared to a billionaire.

Personally, I’d appreciate at least an occasional “thank you” for rounding up to the nearest dollar. Looking at you, ungrateful St. Jude assholes.

Or how grocery stores or gas stations try to shame you into giving a $1 donation to “crying children that need candy” charity.

While the same company that is asking for donations gave their top executive heads and CEO million dollar bonuses.