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Oh gods Thank you for this I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
You should look up reviews for the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.
And watch the video of that one dude with the perpetually backwards cap eating a full bag of them 😆
Hahaha omg that’s hilarious. I hope he lived
He has a bunch more where he eats a cactus and a bunch of other weird crap.
The old stuff (decade+ old) is the good stuff
I watched this with my wife and we both cried laughing
Thank you. This is glorious!
I can’t believe that guy is still active. Or alive.
jelli belli rat gummi
Oh I know them! Almost bought one to leave at my last day of work in the office 😂
I just missed my flight. I was stressed and upset. This greentext…holy shit. I’m in tears laughing. Thanks!
Eat a diverse diet with lots of green vegetables. The fiber is good for you.
Eats sawdust every day, dies from impacted colon
Don’t forget plenty of water.
plenty of water, indeed. it what makes the shit soft.
Instructions unclear. Tried to eat water.
Bro forgot to drink more water too
you don’t necessarily have to trink water, I eat mostly soup and am just fine because of this, even without drinking water
You know you’re just drinking spicy water when eating soup, right?
no I’m not drinking, I’m eating
- I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE
I too love chewing ice.
But your tooth enamel certainly doesn’t :<
something something bottled water left in the sun something microplastics.
Fiber is great, but in general, going from low to high fiber too quickly can do all kinds of gastrointestinal trouble, your microbiome has to adjust - and fiber supplements especially, if taken not as instructed, can indeed cause more severe complications like blockage.
If you don’t poop for several days even though you are eating, that needs to be looked at. Anon got lucky it resolved on its own with a nice story to tell.
If you don’t poop for several days even though you are eating, that needs to be looked at
Had an injury and needed some baby morphine pills. The side effects was notable and the pain of even just a full day was incredible. There’s no way I could go 4 days with a hospital right across the street.
You can in America. Going to the hospital for constipation would be a few thousand dollars minimum.
I read somewhere that there are actually two types of fiber, and they have different effects, but most food is only ever labelled “fiber” so idk.
‘my guts are yelling in German’ lmao
Gondor calls for aid
These two lines caused a laughter which almost depleted my oxygen.
Moose in heat living in my belly.
This is one of my favorite greentexts ever
I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story 😭
What story is that?
The story of peanutbitter
What’s that?
Search for “Sugar free gummy bears review”. There are a TON of super funny stories out there. All of them meme worthy
Only thing that’s got me better is the beans story.
Or the amazon rebiew feom the guy who tired to use some hair removal cream on his balls and ended up on the kitchen floor in agony, shoving frozen brussel sprouts covered in ice cream up his ass and moaning from the relief while his daughter and wife watched it horror.
Fake: anon tried to lose weight
Gay: anon had his ass destroyed by fiberyou can add two spaces at the end of a line to cause a new-line
like this:<space><space>
here starts a new lineI seem to have forgot to do that.
Why did I read your username as “wizard_poop” ?
What the Shakespearean green text is this…
this was a glorious greentext to behold
Well some weight was lost, at least
Nearly shat myself laughing
How to pass the 3 day no poop challenge! And then some.
DRINK MORE WATEEEEER!!
@sh.itjust.works Yes it does, whether you want it to or not
