It might be on the nose, but we sure as hell have regressed in my short lifetime.

As the other commenter said, it now puts you in the closest life cycle fund to your 67th birthday. They also automatically start you contributing 5%, which would get you the 5% match. Basically immediately doubling your investment.

Yes. The young are reckless causing most of their accidents. We do what we can to prevent those accidents, seems like we could do a lot more. The old have accidents from downsides of aging/slowing reaction times/health issues. We can definitely do more than just hoping their kids take the keys away before it’s too late. One idea is regular driver’s tests starting at a certain age.

Not every 70 YO is the same health. Some can barely see at that age, or at night. There are also plenty of health issues or medications taken at this age which could affect reactions or alertness. Not saying it can’t happen to the young, but it’s far more prevalent.

But it is a political “meme”

If you’re getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you’re doing something right.

Yea, you right.

You think he actually listens to them? He didn’t last time.

It was virgin olive oil until you fucked it. Then it was extra virgin.

Otooh, it’s not likely to have actually happened. At least the Trojan horse part.

That dad fucks

Somebody stop him!

“In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very unhappy and has widely been regarded as a bad move”

You can in America. Going to the hospital for constipation would be a few thousand dollars minimum.

Actually nerd noises it’s,

Make America “healthy™®©” again

If we can up inflation enough…

Many of those who didn’t vote also learn the hard way.

Why do you think we’re in this situation? Practically, the majority of Americans can only learn things the hard way.

They considered, but there were too many other contenders.

I mean, if they lose a couple would they even notice at this point?