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cannot express how long the trojan horse would’ve sat outside my city gates before i gathered the energy to go grab it. those greeks would’ve starved in in there

  • ButteryMonkey@piefed.socialEnglish
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    9 days ago

    “Well it’s wood, it’ll survive the elements. Besides, it’s not like I can bring it inside a building or anything so what difference does it make if it stays out there for a while longer, you know?”

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zoneEnglish
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    8 days ago

    Nowadays you’d get a “package delivered” sms with a photo of the Trojan Horse outside a gate you don’t recognise.

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
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    9 days ago

    otoh, the actual Trojans fought for years before Odysseus thought up that trick.

    Sounds like you’d have given up Helen before second breakfast.