Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Meowzer’); DROP TABLE Cats;–
Little Kitty Tables
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
Kytteigh
Dog
My uncle had a pitbull named “kitty kitty”.
Atleast that’s what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he’d always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty… ".
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
voidfucker
We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
Hahaha if you know, you know.
May we know?
He was a hugely racist piece of shit, even for his time, and named his black cat N word - man.
n****r-man was the name of one of Lovecraft’s family cats when he was growing up.
The cat name is racist. Searching for “h.p. lovecraft cat name” will give you the precise answer, if you want it.
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
Siri or Heygoogle
Schrödinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
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Grunch
Eugene
Adolf Kitler
I once had a cat named Pants