You must log in or # to comment.
Log in with caution
Carefully… CAREFULLY!
clicks the Delete My Account Instead button
AH FUCK!
More like, “are you sure?”
Are you really sure?
Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?
Sure, just… confirm your password
Confirmation code sent to your phone
Now, log out and back in, to be sure
You sure, right? Didn’t change your mind?
Okay, confirm link sent to email
Okay, but, like, take a look at what you’ll be missing. Are you really sure?
Oi, I’ll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?
Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don’t care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you’re leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y’know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters
Aight, just so you know, we’ll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.
Hate to see you go :(
We’ll miss you tons. Come back anytime!
*marks account inactive*
I knew that potato would come in handy!
That will give you root access
My 2fa tater rotted, how do I log in?
Use a PDF of the Wikipedia article on potatoes.
Surely, potato won’t sell my data, right?
Use potato to get root access
Login with hunter2
Why can’t i see your password?
I can see it, it’s *******
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
In Linux this could be reality
Login with Logout
My mom says its okay to login
One more reason for me to make an OnlyFans
It’s not the funniest one, I don’t have an account, and I don’t live near one. But if I ever see the option to log in with Jollibee on any legit service I am already using I am switching over to that ASAP.
We’re going to return to user + password in the near future.
Passkeys, more likely.
deleted by creator
a very long password that (ideally) is only bound to a single device, requires a second identifier (biometric, PIN, password) and that is phishing resistant.
deleted by creator
that’s not the point, passkeys are not vendor centric, they are a standard. you don’t want to duplicate a passkey for the same reason you don’t want to copy an SSH private key on multiple devices. it’s a security feature that allows disabling the account access in case the device becomes compromised (lost, stolen, infected, etc.)
deleted by creator
xmpp is still alive and is still an open standard
KeepassXC supports passkeys as well.
deleted by creator
Ooh-la-la, someone’s gonna get laid in college.
Edit: This is a joking reference from a Rick and Morty episode (S02E06).
deleted by creator
Oh, I’m sorry. It’s a reference to a Rick and Morty episode. I thought that’s what you were referring to.
deleted by creator
Please drink verification can to continue
The code is at the bottom of the can and can only be seen be shining a flashlight down it. This completes Step 1 of the verification.
Oh and it changes your pee color so it can reveal the
passkeypisskey verification QR code on the urinal in front of you to complete Step 2 of the verification.That pings your phone, you confirm that, which dispatches a dermatologist to your location to confirm your identity via birthmark. She hands you the frequency of a unique Chilean numbers station, you tune in to that and it reads off the one-time passcode you can use to login.
Log in with the honor system.
Found the Filipino.
What’s more american than ordering a tray of spaghetti from a fried chicken restaurant?
