Socks are required at all times, especially indoors, unless showering or in bed. No socks in bed. Socks may be taken off if my feet get too hot but the socks must be left nearby to put back on, and also feet cannot touch floor. Socks nearby can only be then used to retrieve new socks as socks should never be put back on once removed unless in an emergency such as getting too hot.
Ideally said socks are then inside slippers to provide additional insulation from evil floor textures, but no slippers without socks. Also socks can never be pure white, that is disgusting, socks must be ideally black, but dark is fine as long as not majority white fabric. Socks must be tight enough to not move, but also not too tight as to cause discomfort. Also that inside seam near the toes must never be noticeable. If it is, those are coming off immediately and getting thrown away.
Boy this sounds insane when I type out all my rules…
Eh, not insane. Except for no socks in bed. The socks must be perfectly clean and dry to be bed socks, they cannot have touched any other surface before being worn in bed. The inside of the washing machine and the basket are ok surfaces, though.
Socks are required at all times, especially indoors, unless showering or in bed. No socks in bed. Socks may be taken off if my feet get too hot but the socks must be left nearby to put back on, and also feet cannot touch floor. Socks nearby can only be then used to retrieve new socks as socks should never be put back on once removed unless in an emergency such as getting too hot.
Ideally said socks are then inside slippers to provide additional insulation from evil floor textures, but no slippers without socks. Also socks can never be pure white, that is disgusting, socks must be ideally black, but dark is fine as long as not majority white fabric. Socks must be tight enough to not move, but also not too tight as to cause discomfort. Also that inside seam near the toes must never be noticeable. If it is, those are coming off immediately and getting thrown away.
Boy this sounds insane when I type out all my rules…
Eh, not insane. Except for no socks in bed. The socks must be perfectly clean and dry to be bed socks, they cannot have touched any other surface before being worn in bed. The inside of the washing machine and the basket are ok surfaces, though.
Same; I have bed socks and house socks, and if the bed socks touch the floor anywhere outside the bed they become the new house socks