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minus-squareboringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down2·9 months agoJust fork it and name it something else.
minus-squareRouthinator@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·9 months agoReligions have been doing this for millenia.
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoI hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell.
minus-squareMossheart@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoKnow what else is forked? A snake’s tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy!
minus-squareAdalast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoHow about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL?
minus-squarefl42v@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoS(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agothis is called heresy (until it gets popular enough)
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoSire, we’ve found a witch! May we burn her?
Just fork it and name it something else.
Religions have been doing this for millenia.
I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell.
Send in the ASM knights.
Know what else is forked? A snake’s tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy!
How about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL?
S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language
this is called heresy (until it gets popular enough)
Sire, we’ve found a witch! May we burn her?