AgentOrangesicle

90’s_sitcom_canned_laughter.wav We’re boiling in our own stupidity. For many of us, posts like this don’t even phase us any more, but thanks for looking after our sensitivities.

I mean, yes, just not immediately to us, right?

We aren’t. Our largest producing companies just think that patriotism is a cool brand that will get them traction, attention, and brand-devotion. It’s very ew.

What’s the problem? Is it unchecked capitalism? I think it might be unchecked capitalism.

Yes, that’s the number you report.

That’s 125 lb of incense.

Pettiness and pragmatism are two wildly different things. I’d also count her as pragmatic.

Irish famine. Edit: there is not a potato for every occasion.

I watched the two-hour nature documentary with David Attenborough and I’m still confused.

You know, you’d be a lot prettier if you smiled more often.

Yeah, sorry. The world isn’t done with you yet.

Network. Get to know people. That’s what my parents never got across. People can hand you jobs in Uni. Out there you have to scruff for them and fight tooth and nail for a crappy job regardless of your SAT scores. The bigger thing that I never understood: you don’t make yourself. Other people bolster you into positions. It’s not cheating. It’s how the system works.

I would settle for, “not tired”.

Why waste a perfectly good corpse on a barrel?

Heh, “butt”.

You heard it here first folks! That ends the age-old argument.

Chicken or the egg, though.

Does Linux cause some amount of autism or is it the other way around? Nah, nevermind. It works and most other things in my life don’t.

I gave my co-worker some of my homemade pizza for lunch and she didn’t eat the crust. I felt invalidated as a human being. That shit was flawless - pillowy chew with great mouth feel and just the right amount of brown. Someone needs to stop these psychopaths.

You know when there’s a dog in the office they just write off the whole day as a productivity loss.