Might have to now

Touché

Milk is for babies and calves. I don’t see other adult animals sucking titty milk

Signal, Telegram, SimpleX.

Spin the wheel ladies and gentlemen!

We lemmings are cool enough to do that. The struggle is convincing everyone else🥲

If you like the color green pick linux mint. If you like blue pick zorinOS.

If you really want to use arch as noob pick Garuda.

80% of recommendations will be an Ubuntu/debian child so pick whatever looks good and works. See the first two.

If you really don’t like Ubuntu/deb check out Fedora. If you want a big screen steam mode pick bazzite.