‘I can quit blue milk any time I like’ - Stormtrooper Lewis.
Anyone else ever listen to the Stormtrooper Bob audio plays?
You never say no to bacta
They’re re-uploading them! I think I might have the missing episodes somewhere on a hard drive… https://youtube.com/@jeditalk
That scene and that cute penguin that doesn’t want to be eaten scene felt like some sort of vegan subliminal messaging
The unhinged child soldier rearing knife assassin definitely fucking qualifies.
The lightsaber is not a “knife”.
It cuts and toasts!
The Dude buy it just for the White Russian.
Pretty sure in 2025 he would use soy-milk 😁
vodka and milk is not a valid recipe for a white russian. idk what the hell the dude thinks he’s drinking but it’s definitely not that.
I don’t remeber what a White Russian should be made of from my bartender years, but if it was cream, well I stay with the Dude.
At one point you’ve to prioritize your calories.
Kahlua - necessary Vodka - necessary Cream??? > Milk
yeh but he skips the liqueur too
indeed he doesn’t. either there’s sobe other scene i’m thinking of or i’m misremembering
He uses half & half throughout most of the movie.
is that not milk?
I’ve never seen someone drink half & half the way people drink milk. Like just a straight glass of half & half.
It is used almost exclusively as a substitute for heavy cream in recipes, so my mind considers it cream.
but is it milk or cream? is it like 5%?
50/50. Half cream, half whole milk… But the few times I’ve tasted it on its own, it is much closer to cream imo
The Dude is both chill, and poor. Not everyone has coffee liqueur and creamer money. He makes do with what’s around and he’s happy about it.
Coffee liqueur is super easy to make. Cheap vodka, super strong coffee and a vanilla bean. Let it sit for a month. You can add glycerin if you want to increase the viscosity, but not needed for white russians.
Obviously not something the Dude would do, but I might try this.
That’s cause you’re young.
When you get to the 50s you can’t use cream, bur you doesn’t stop to like white russian
i think the kahlua is probably the most important thing there… otherwise it just tastes like milk.
And he uses both in the scenes where we see him making the drink.
how am i just noticing that it’s the only thing on his bar
So, you’re telling me heroes drink milk? Ok, I’m onboard.
only one of these could be called a hero.
leon is at BEST a very dark shade of morally gray as a former child soldier who was raised to be a hitman by the mob.
and the dude is just the dude. he just wanted his damn rug back.
The opening narration confirms that the Dude is in fact, not a hero (emphasis mine):
[…] I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say a hero, 'cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the Dude here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he’s a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.
Leon is a hitman, but he’s also probably learning disabled. He rescued a girl from the mob.
The Dude is just a guy who likes bowling, but he’s pretty cool and that’s enough for me.
His relatability makes him the most heroic of them all in my book.
The Dude Abides.
Leon was a bad man that did a good thing, don’t confuse the two.
Were we talking about psychopaths, or bad ppl?
Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.
Now you’re getting it!!
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We drink milk (and kefir) with out meals too tho
But you never forget your one and true love: ethanol
~And sometimes methanol, when it’s DIY~
I think that’s foe anti-heroes
You mean faux?
This but unironically
I’ve always thought the trope was based on the idea of stunted development. Kids are heavily encouraged to drink milk, so films making a point of adults drinking it are indicating that there’s some part of growing up that they’ve missed.
TV Tropes has you covered for all your beverage based characterization needs: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrinkBasedCharacterization
……… Homelander
It’s also not made for adults, it’s literally baby food for mamals.
While some parts of the world have been drinking it out of necessity to survive (in colder climate) most of the world haven’t developed a lactose tolerancy.
Adult milk drinkers are indeed freaks.Now I’m gonna drink even MORE milk today. Mwahahaaa! MWAHAHAHAHA!
I’ll stick to milking my almonds, even if it’s a tedious job bcs their tits are very small.
It’s actually really easy, you put them in a blender with water and then squeeze them in a cheesecloth so the proteins come out. And you can make crackers with the dried leftovers.
But oat milk > almond milk and for that you do unfortunately have to milk thousands of tiny little oat titties.
Yet several cultures across the world developed means to drink milk and eat cheese. The mongols’ fermentation process allows them to eat and drink despite being lactose intolerant, not to mention they make kumis from mare milk
Several cultures around the world did a lot of fucked up shit.
You sound like a high school English teacher.
You sound like a high school student
It wasn’t meant as any sort of insult, more of the trope of overanalizing innocuous things.
I was considering just not replying to this but I decided that this mindset makes me too sad.
If an artist decides to include something in their work, it is likely going to be relevant in some way.
To use the stupid meme example of “the curtains were fucking blue” your teacher wasn’t telling you that blue curtains = sadness, they were telling you to think critically about what the writer chose to include in the text.
“The curtains were fucking blue” can be a valid interpretation, but the issue is when people stop their thinking at that surface level and ridicule any deeper analysis of a work.
Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong
That image will haunt the web until its end.
Captions:
Me
Also me
Milk
wtf xD
That’s some good soup.
Also Homelander.
ew.
And Misfits.
Some people are just so lactose intolerant smh
No, cheese and yogurt are cool.
git gud intolerants
Most of the world is lactose intolerance.
Only colder climates have been drinking it out of necessity and have developed tolerance.
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Lactose-intolerance-worldwide-of-total-population_fig1_356534690There are two types of adults this world - those who are lactose intolerant and those who haven’t figured out that they are lactose intolerant yet
You forgot the third - those
of uswho are lactose intolerant and ignore it
You live a joyless existence if you avoid milk and cookies.
Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don’t need milk to enjoy cookies.
“You don’t need chocolate with your peanut butter. Or peanut butter with your jelly. Just have a jelly sandwich.” That’s what you sound like.
Do that many people really never eat a cookie without milk? I eat milkless cookies all the time.
Milk is for babies and calves. I don’t see other adult animals sucking titty milk
I don’t see orher adult animals sitting in front of a screen and paying taxes either
Touché
Idk I see a lot of grown men and women sucking on titties.
😉
The appeal to nature fallacy is fun, but once people realize it is one (only for things they don’t want to hear of course), let’s add something not based on a fallacy:
:(
There are a LOT of non-dairy based milk options. Not having dairy doesn’t mean not having milks!
Personally I like oat milk the best. But I tend to try different kinds on whim and when I see them.
But of course, spreading tobacco smoke and reducing the IQ and creativity of the whole human population, which in turn causes them to be unable to find a proper replacement for the things that you are against, while also increasing the rate of ageing of everyone, is pretty cool.
Be honest, do you look for such activity?
Might have to now
I literally hide my eyes and gag laugh pretty much every time these guys are on screen. My husband thinks its hysterical because I find them to be hilarious but they make my stomach wretch.
My uncle described to me in great detail about a nightmare he had of that trio after watching a few episodes they were in lol
what is this
Just two normal guys hanging out with their sister.
The McPoyles in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
This clip is mcpoyal milk perfection, including using milk to dress a stab wound https://youtu.be/W5liIhpkpkA
McPoyles aren’t evil, they’re true chaotic neutral.
Beat me to the Mcpoyles
Is a hit of calcium and vitamin d when needed tho
I’d see smoking a cigar in a non smoking section and blowing it in someone’s face as more a telling sign of evil arrogance.
so is smoking outside. fuck smokers.
I don’t even smoke, but fuck you.
lol
Don’t fornicate the smokers.
That’s exactly why they smoke.
They expect you to inhale their exhaled dirt and then go and fornicate them.Where would one smoke? Should one instead permanently smoke damage the homes for the British aesthetic? Why not smoke outside where nature helps to cleanse and utilize proactively.
Does less damage than a car on a 5 minute trip, but that’s only the rest of the modern world. It benefits the slothful.
“are you saying i should damage my home when i can just damage the environment and everyone around me and make it everyone else’s problem instead?”
yes. deal with your own shit, or if you don’t want to, don’t smoke.
and your argument about cars is invalid on multiple fronts. first of all having worse things doesn’t make anything okay. you can’t punch someone out of nowhere and when called out on it say “well murders are more damaging so if anything I’m pretty chill”. second of all I’m anti car as well and would ban all cars except public transport and emergency services if i had the say. fuck cars. but fuck smokers more. at least there’s an imposed necessity for cars due to flawed infrastructure.
there’s not only zero necessity for smoking but also no benefits and no redeeming qualities. I’d much prefer it if you were addicted to heroin because you can’t do it all the time everywhere and there’s no such thing as second hand shooting heroin.
How is me damaging a home that I rent in order to damage other’s experience a better solution than just you know, using the carbon cycles that exist at a tangible rate?
Cars are a pollutant, the only ouright negative of smoking is pollution of lungs. However as you prefer heroin, maybe you are just outright wrong.
Other than that, ashes are good for the earth. If you use a filter then that’s pollution, I don’t.
Zero necessity is in my opinion wrong. I don’t need these, but they historically and traditionally have been used as both heat sources in the cold. Meditative guides and casual incenses are just smoking but without even any outright pleasure.
Then again, you sound like a child of modernity and have not seen the aeons before you. You use the name pyre and know not the meaning. Hate for the smoke of which you would dispel.
“I’m just polluting lungs” is a wild defense lol
the garbage you smoke has nothing to do with incenses. also you can light a fire without all the extra toxic shit in a cigarette so the heat source claim is ridiculous.
love the poetry about fucking smoking though. it’s almost like you don’t smell like an absolute dumpster everywhere you go.
You smoke cigs?
With all the potentiality, you limit your capability to something so processed and far from it’s conception.
I absolutely hinted against the notion by mentioning filters. It is all poison.
No it is not a wild defense, and the thing you keep saying about smell is due to people who smoke inside. That literally is the consequence. However, you are too dense to understand consequences, liability, or any form of tangibility of nature.
ngl this reads like an AI getting progressively more ridiculous.
Drink your nutrition, that is specifically for young mammals and STFU cry baby.
Probably an accurate gif given how loud and disgusting Tony’s breathing became as the show went on…
Good point I guess, you’re proofyou don’t need cigars to be loud and disgusting.
Damn dude, got me. So good.
😉
…said the person crying about people drinking their minerals which shouldn’t affect you at all. Meanwhile coffee drinkers everywhere folding back lattes and frappes and we’re all perfectly fine with calling that adulthood. So Calm tf down.
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No one’s crying as hard as you are about something that doesn’t affect them at all. Calm down. Or you can go cry somewhere else.
case in point
Why btw ? I love milk
Probably something about moms tit or the lack of it.
poor cows
Who said anything about cows 😏
Milk doesn’t grow on trees…
It grows on teets!
c/woooosh
Angry vegans saying angry vegan things basically.
But what about the tons of yeast that they are abusing to make beer and stuff?
Oh right, they don’t have a central nervous system so they don’t count?
Pretty Xenophobic, I’d say.
Ok I recognise the last two movies… but what are the first two? 🤔🤔
Top right is Inglorious Basterds. Not sure about top left.
Top left is Get Out. Pretty decent thriller
Leon The Professional drank milk and he was good from what I recall, minus the whole being a hired killer…
minus the whole being a hired killer
Tiny little detail
“No women, no kids” is good enough for me.
Not to forget, he managed to get a little girl off the reigns of Big Tobacco
/s
of course he didn’t. she’d probably get right back on after a few years
What if someone is drinking chocolate milk? Where are they on the evil scale?
Choccy milk is what the good guys drink!
