This is the worst episode of Sailor Moon.

This has been an unexpectedly amicable and mature resolution to a minor misunderstanding in an internet forum. Aren’t we supposed to be lobbing insults, if not slurs, at each other by this point?

Sorry, I was just joking. I got the reference. I was facetiously accusing you of food crimes.

It’s extremely common, especially on banana splits. Still, if I want frozen pineapple, I’d rather just have Dole whip.

Why? Are you just mad at their patrons?

That’s on me. I set the bar too low.

Also, does that mean you’re leaving Earth, or is this entire physical area, including its people and infrastructure, leaving Earth?

Either way, you’ve got a big task ahead, and probably a lot of explaining to do in each case.

Which one? The one near the place or one by the thing?

Location?

That makes sense. I don’t think rodents like hot, dry areas either.

I am in your kneecaps

Burkholderia pseudomallei has entered the chat

More important things to do, a lack of pettiness, dignity and a good sense of discretion, to name a few. I hope they make an exception for this one thing, though.

What do you mean you’ve seen this? It’s brand new.

Torment Nexus! Torment Nexus!

You would do well on the show.

Hantaviruses, yes.

Fossil Fuel Stakeholders:

1965: “That didn’t happen.”

1985: “And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.”

1995: “And if it was, that’s not a big deal.”

2005: “And if it is, that’s not my fault.”

2015: “And if it was, I didn’t mean it.”

2025: “And if I did, you deserved it.”