I was hoping for fat baby jd vance
Th…thanks…
Oscar Wilde: “There are only two tragedies…”
crossover episode
JAKE: All right, Fiske, Jones, Thompkins- Smith. Smith. Whoa, hey, NYPD, freeze! Slow down! This isn’t fair! I have a cane. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. NYPD. NYPD. I need to commandeer this vehicle.
JESSICA: It’s a crossover. It’s a crossover SUV, and you can’t have it.
JAKE: I’m a cop can you please get out of the car?
JESSICA: No, this Schmidt’s mom’s car, and I’m more scared of her than I am of some two-bit thug.
JAKE: I’m not a thug I’m police.
JESSICA: Okay, then name one law.
JAKE: Don’t kill people.
JESSICA: That’s on me I set the bar too low.
Blamp
Whoa, Black Betty! Blamp-a-lamp!
Excellent source of plant-based protein and fiber.
If I remember correctly, lava lamps have a heating element, so there’s a chance this might not be too bad.
The moths are only here now because we had to open the windows after all the beans. It started to get really rank in here.
I really appreciate you taking the time to add to the shitpost-verse lore by applying logic and detail to this crossover.
Literally a shit head
Ha, good meme
Thanks!
That thing will fit up my ass for 3 days easily
Edit: Replied at the wrong level again. Please downvote my shame. I did.
