An exercise in futility if ever there were one.

I can’t remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

My yo-yo string just broke when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. The “ah fuckit” is already strong in me. And I’ll be 40 in 6 years.

It’s a delicate balance. Swing too far in the other direction and you end up like me, believing you are inferior to everyone.

Free at last, free at last!

I swear, the naming conventions for anime and manga just get dumber and dumber.

Imagine endangering the lives of your constituents because politics.

I’m sorry that your experience wasn’t as liberating. From a young age I’ve never gotten along with my mother, so when the time came to rip the bandaid off it was more of a relief than anything else.

I don’t speak to my mother anymore for the very same reason, but she was in the tank for Trump since day one. She’s always been a hyper conservative cunt, and honestly I jumped at the opportunity to remove her from my life.

You’ll be back.

He uses warming to hinder cooling.

I never know what anyone is talking about.

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.

Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.

Macer Glaber, at your service.

You are my fire.