That snap and crackle is also great to hear as your layers come apart

I was just listening to this song today.

1. Fuck up the economy
2. Sell your country to China

Good plan tbh

They fucking won.

The only Pürer

John\0Doe will fuck with all C (and C based derivatives) software that touches it.

My car floor mat agrees. I’ve washed it ten times and only after getting a special cat urine removing spray it stopped smelling like a hobo.

If it was the seat or it leaked into the carpet I’d be fucked.

Then get to work.

Today’s consumers for ya.

I use drip and Chemex. And arch and macOs.

This is pretty accurate.

Uniqueness

America is straight up the dumbest country on earth. Don’t believe science but believe any conspiracy containing scientific buzzwords.

BuT ItS uNsAfE.

So much cringe shit was doge. I can’t anymore.

Each time I think of doge coin it takes a week of my life.

This guy

My gf does this constantly. She is afraid of every man on the street. If there is a homeless or god forbid mentally ill person on her path she’s basically terrified.

Yes, she does listen to true crime podcasts. Yes, we live in a relatively safe part of a relatively safe country.

That’s a big anal bead.

My cat got absolutely mad about the outside recently. He nagged me everyday for a walk, but somehow now he only goes sometimes and the walks don’t even last 5 minutes. I don’t think he enjoys 2℃ as much as he did 15.

They wouldn’t handle it.

From the planet itself they would appear stationary, yes. From basically any other solar system body they change because basically everything orbits at wonky angles.