Even the cops are making OnlyFans. She should have just given him an autograph.
“You can’t arrest me no more – I’ve seen your private parts,” he said, noting how his attitude changed during the stop.
“I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at.”
IDK, I think that says more about you buddy.
He is the one who paid to watch her have sex. The logic he is using is really twisted.
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This is some wild logic, too. Like, my dude, they can definitely still arrest you even if you don’t respect them. I’m pretty sure that’s the default state of most people being arrested.
If I ever need to help explain what gaslighting is, I have this article.
“See? It’s like this but usually people are much better at it.”
That’s a shitty thing he said, but that’s not what gaslighting means. Gaslighting is when you psychologically manipulate someone with false information, in order to make them question reality. It’s not merely making fun of someone.
The information does not have to be false nor the act successful to be gaslighting. In this case someone is skewing facts in an attempt to render their vacancy of a situation by making another feel as though their crime/guilt of unrelated actions is stronger, when it’s actually non-existent.
No no no you don’t get it, gaslighting is when literally anything I disagree with happens.
- zoomers
Morpheus: What is I told you this wasn’t gaslighting either?
Lmao, cops shoot people for less
For real, she had sex? Whoppdy-shit. Ppl shouldn’t be punished for having consensual sex. Crazy times we live in.
Consensual sex with her husband? Say it ain’t so
The inconceivable tragedy of it all, and they probably enjoyed it too. /s
That’s the Puritans for you.
Janet Jackson’s nipple? Let’s all freak out.
That was the last time I ever saw her preform honestly. Fucking pearl clutchers ruin everything
Too good to be one, not too good to need one.
I for one find the way she makes her money disgusting…
More people should think twice before becoming a cop
Yeah, if she wanted anybody to respect her, she would only do jobs that are in the public service, like sex work.
I have a hell of a lot more respect for her as an OnlyFans pornstar than I do for her as a cop.
Honestly, IDGAF if someone has an OF.
They mayor doesn’t seem to care either which is good
Damn thats fucking awesome.
The Daily Star reports…
But people who read tabloids do. Gotta get that juicy gossip.
OnlyFans model outed as cop
FTFY
Internal Affairs “investigating” a situation for first time ever.
People when cops murder innocent civilians, beat their spouse, and storm the capitol building: I sleep.
People when a cop films something sexual for money: Real shit?!
Remember that woman that was in the news for weeks for “sleeping around”? What a load of bs. Nobody cared about the men, just the woman who wasn’t being “proper”. And that apparently qualified as nation-wide newsworthy.
Sex sells. Sex scandals sell more. Throw in some infidelity, government officials, debauchery, and a little religion and you got yourself gold!
Weird…. But who cares.
Guy literally tried to refuse to be arrested by a cop because he paid to watch her having sex.
Imagine trying to refuse to be arrested
There are plenty of videos on YouTube of so-called “sovereign citizens” scream, “I do not consent” as they’re being handcuffed or brought in front of a judge.
It’s the one time I’m ok with police brutality. Not really but sov cits are fucking insufferable
I wouldn’t say I’m ok with brutality in those situations but sovcits know they’re playing with fire so it’s hard to feel sympathy for them.
I mean, people do it. You ever hear about the North Hollywood Shootout?
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“I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at.”
This is “not the onion” content lol. I could see something like this being an Onion article,
“I want to support sex workers but ACAB means all cops,” Twitter users say after hearing the story. “He was based to resist arrest and question authority but his reasoning was cringe.”
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Speaking as the grammar police or the linguistics onlyfans?
Well, considering I’m making a hypothetical The Onion article I’d say it is ironic.
Lmao psy-op
$29.99
That’s the real crime here.
If only there were easily accessible sites filled with free porn!
The only reason I’d ever pay that much for amateur porn is if the model was a girl I knew
That’s literally the appeal of OnlyFans and other individual subscription models. The idea, with varying degrees of delusion, that you can get to know and empathize with the models.
It’s not filling a porn sized hole in someone’s life. It’s filling an intimacy sized hole.
I’ve paid for one once. It was a model that I found/find really attractive. Didn’t end up using it as much as I thought I would, so I cancelled. I see the appeal, but it’s not for me.
But if you know her, isn’t paying even worse?
Not if it’s some girl I knew in HS or something
That’s why it’s better
There used to be before the big purge
Remember everyone, we can shame her for being a cop. We don’t shame her for being a sex worker. Sex workers deserve respect and dignity.
Cops on the other hand can huff fetid corpse fumes.
My ex-wife was a cop. I’ve heard about tones of almost comedic levels of debauchery involving the police.
They love debauchery almost as much as they love expressing unearned power. (acab)
Did you know she was a cop before you got married? They legally have to tell you if you ask.
“If all we’re talking about is naked pictures behind a paywall, the mayor has no issue. However, the chief will determine if there are any policy violations,” they said.
The chief is going to need to “look” at the evidence before coming to any decision
“This investigation could take a year or more, better get the subscription.”
Just one more thing that comes out of the pockets of taxpayers. Think we can FOIA the pictures?
Well, at least he didn’t approach her and start being creepy.
Also, I don’t think “you can’t arrest me no more – I’ve seen your private parts” is a valid legal defense, but it’ll be fun to read about if he tries it in court.
That’s no loophole, that’s my poophole.
It’s still a loopholenif you’re flexible enough.
Sigh, of course it’s somewhere in the U.S. where someone is complaining about something sexual. Why is the U.S. so afraid of sex?
Because we kicked most of the repressed puritan religious nutjobs out of Europe during the enlightenment.
Everyone knows Europeans prefer catholic religious nutjobs!
It was a guy who paid the cop $30 to jerk off to her having sex with her husband that was complaining. He’s just trying to get out of whatever mess he got himself into and trying to use it as an excuse.
Which person in this article is afraid of sex? The one who streamed herself having sex on the internet, the one who paid $30 to watch it, or the one in charge who said none of this matters?
✨ Catholics ✨
She should quit the force so she can focus on her career.
We’ll know if the screen name gets “leaked”.
